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Exploit the glitch.
Everything on MindisMoney so far has been about buying the tools. The Money Glitch is about someone else using them for you. It's our done-for-you arm: a small, unreasonably fast crew that incorporates your company, ships your product, wires your automations and hands you the keys — at prices that look like a pricing error.
Two-hour landing pages. 48-hour apps. Ten-day incorporations. We keep scope brutally tight so the clock is the feature, not the excuse.
Every service is a flat number on this page. No hourly billing, no scope-creep tax, no 'let's hop on a call to discuss budget'.
Code, repos, accounts, certificates, prompts — handed over on delivery. We're a glitch in the system, not a hostage situation.
Hold the All Access Pass and the discount applies at checkout without a code — plus priority scheduling and extra perks listed on each service.
Five levers. One compounding machine.
Every engagement pulls the same levers in the same order: get found by machines, get remembered by humans, scale what works, keep a human on the trigger, and own the stack at the end of it.
SEO got you ranked. GEO gets you quoted. We engineer the entities, citations and structured answers that make ChatGPT, Gemini, Perplexity and AI Overviews name your brand as the answer — not link to page nine of it.
Models don't have taste — our writers do. We build a brand-voice corpus, fine-tune on it, then run every asset through a human edit pass. Output volume of a 20-person content team, tone of your best founder email.
Creative variants generated, shipped, measured and killed on a loop. Winning angles get compounded, losers get deleted before your media budget notices. Growth as a system, not a monthly guess.
Nothing ships raw from a model. Every deliverable clears a named human — strategist, engineer or editor — who signs off. You get finished products, not prompt output with your logo on it.
Fixed scope, fixed number, fixed clock. Incorporation, 48-hour apps, automation stacks, agent builds — priced on the page like software, delivered like an agency that respects deadlines.
Weights, repos, prompts, pipelines, dashboards — handed over on delivery. We're a glitch in the system, not a hostage situation. If you fire us, everything still runs.
Rent the stack.
Or buy it once.
Both cost a fraction of API rent.
TYPTWO is our local-model deployment practice. We don't make our own foundation models — we take the best open-weight ones (Llama, DeepSeek, Qwen, Gemma 4, Mistral, Indic and others), quantise them, batch them, tune them on your corpus, and wire them into your product through an orchestration layer we build and run. Put it on a consumer GPU under your desk, or rent the same rig from us. Same tokens. Same latency budget. Your data never leaves your building unless you want it to.
The value king. 24GB, used market
Blended ₹480/M token API rate · ₹9/kWh · rig at 13% duty cycle
┌──────────── THE BLACKBOX ────────────┐ │ Your box, your rented slot, or both │ ├──────────────────────────────────────┤ │ GPU › 3090 / 4090 / 5090 / 2×3080 │ │ SERVE › vLLM · llama.cpp · Ollama │ │ MODELS › Llama · DeepSeek · Qwen · Gemma│ │ TUNE › LoRA / SFT on your corpus │ │ ORCH › routing, evals, fallback API │ │ GUARD › PII filter, rate-limit, guardrails│ │ WATCH › tokens, latency, cost/req │ └──────────────────────────────────────┘
We hand you the orchestration layer, the runbooks and the weights. Run it under your desk, in your rack, or rent a slot on ours — same stack, same controls, and a cloud fallback for spikes.
- Data gravity. Every request you serve trains your next LoRA. Rented APIs keep that upside.
- Cost floor. Your marginal token drops toward electricity. Competitors' floor is a price list.
- Zero exfiltration. Client data never leaves the box. Suddenly regulated deals are winnable.
- No rug-pulls. Model deprecated? Pricing doubled? Rate-limited mid-launch? Not your problem.
- Latency you control. No noisy-neighbour queues. Sub-second, on your own silicon.
We read your real logs: token mix, latency budget, privacy constraints, data-sovereignty needs. If the API is genuinely cheaper for you, we say so and walk.
We pick the open-weight model and GPU config for your workload. Llama, DeepSeek, Qwen, Gemma 4, Mistral — quantised and batched right.
Serving stack, LoRA / fine-tuning on your corpus, eval harness, routing, guardrails, and a cloud fallback so nothing hard-fails.
We hand you the box, the weights and the runbooks — or run it as a rented service for you. Optional monthly babysitting if you want us on the pager.
Pick your unfair advantage.
Private Limited, done properly, in 10 working days.
LLP, OPC or Partnership — pick your flavour.
Delaware / Wyoming LLC or C-Corp with EIN.
A real, shippable web product. Two days. No excuses.
iOS + Android from one codebase, store-ready.
One page. Two hours. Zero design-by-committee.
Your content machine, running without you.
AI agents trained on your business, not the internet.
Where minds get minted into money.
A closed retainer room for brands that want reach, reputation and revenue engineered on guarantee — not on hope.
The Pass gets you the tools. The Money Glitch gets the work done. The Mint Room is the third floor — a small, audited group of brands we agree to grow on paper, with numbers written into the retainer. Followers, coverage, answer-engine presence, pipeline. Guaranteed, or we keep working until it lands.
Real, targeted, India-first growth engineered through content systems and paid amplification — written into your retainer as a floor, not a forecast.
Founder-led authority built post by post. We write, film, design and distribute until the number lands.
Answer Engine Optimisation: your brand cited by ChatGPT, Perplexity, Gemini and AI Overviews for the questions your buyers actually ask.
Generative Engine Optimisation: structured entity, schema and citation work so the models learn your brand as the default answer in your category.
Tier-one placements, founder profiles, launch moments and the kind of noise that makes procurement teams say yes before the demo.
Every tool on MindisMoney becomes complimentary for your whole team on an annual retainer. The entire catalogue. Zero rupees extra.
For brands that need the flywheel started — and started loudly.
- 20,000 Instagram followers guaranteed
- 10,000 LinkedIn followers guaranteed
- AEO + GEO foundation build
- 2 organic PR placements per quarter
- Content engine: 20 assets / month
- Dedicated growth lead + weekly war-room
For teams compounding: reach, reputation and pipeline together.
- Everything in Ignite, doubled on volume
- GEO+AEO enabled PR programme included
- 4–6 placements per quarter across tier-one media
- Founder brand studio: shoots, scripts, edits
- Paid amplification managed end-to-end
- Complimentary MindisMoney tool stack for the team
For category leaders who intend to stay uncontested.
- Everything in Momentum, at national scale
- Always-on newsroom + rapid-response PR
- Multi-market GEO across every major model
- Executive ghostwriting for the full leadership bench
- Quarterly proprietary research + data drops
- Board-ready attribution reporting
Multi-brand groups, IPO runways and category creation.
- Bespoke guarantees written per business unit
- Global press desk and analyst relations
- Dedicated in-house-embedded pod
- Custom AI agents trained on your brand voice
- Crisis and reputation cover
- Everything on MindisMoney, complimentary, forever-on
Tier-one quality coverage across Hindustan Times, Economic Times, Fortune, Forbes, Moneycontrol, Outlook, Indian Express, YourStory and more — organic editorial routes as well as paid options, always disclosed honestly, never blended into a vague line item.
Standalone GEO + AEO enabled PR starts at ₹89,000 per month with a minimum placement guarantee on an annual retainer. Every story is engineered to be quoted by search engines and answer engines alike — schema, entities, citations and syndication included.
- Every MindisMoney tool complimentary for your team on an annual retainer
- Priority zero on all Money Glitch services
- A named growth lead and a shared war-room, not a ticket queue
- Monthly numbers reviewed against the written guarantee
Entry is audited. Before anything is signed we run a full teardown of your brand, category, current reach and the honest ceiling of what can be guaranteed. If you are not a fit, we say so and point you somewhere better. We would rather lose the retainer than miss the number.
Four steps. No agency theatre.
Flat price, right on the card. Pass holders see their 10% applied automatically.
One short form at checkout. We follow up within one business day, not one business week.
You get a live progress thread. No black-box radio silence.
Assets, code, credentials and a walkthrough. Then a support window while you settle in.
Everyone else is still booking a discovery call.
You could be incorporated, shipped and live before their calendar link loads. That's the glitch. Use it.