The Money Glitch

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Exploit the glitch.

Companies incorporated while you sleep.

Everything on MindisMoney so far has been about buying the tools. The Money Glitch is about someone else using them for you. It's our done-for-you arm: a small, unreasonably fast crew that incorporates your company, ships your product, wires your automations and hands you the keys — at prices that look like a pricing error.

Absurd speed is the product

Two-hour landing pages. 48-hour apps. Ten-day incorporations. We keep scope brutally tight so the clock is the feature, not the excuse.

Fixed price, no surprise invoices

Every service is a flat number on this page. No hourly billing, no scope-creep tax, no 'let's hop on a call to discuss budget'.

You own everything

Code, repos, accounts, certificates, prompts — handed over on delivery. We're a glitch in the system, not a hostage situation.

Pass holder perk
10% off every service. Automatically. Forever.

Hold the All Access Pass and the discount applies at checkout without a code — plus priority scheduling and extra perks listed on each service.

Get the Pass
Invite only · Audited entry The Mint Room

Where minds get minted into money.

Followers on a contract, not a prayer.

A closed retainer room for brands that want reach, reputation and revenue engineered on guarantee — not on hope.

The Pass gets you the tools. The Money Glitch gets the work done. The Mint Room is the third floor — a small, audited group of brands we agree to grow on paper, with numbers written into the retainer. Followers, coverage, answer-engine presence, pipeline. Guaranteed, or we keep working until it lands.

Written into the retainer
20,000 Instagram followers

Real, targeted, India-first growth engineered through content systems and paid amplification — written into your retainer as a floor, not a forecast.

10,000 LinkedIn followers

Founder-led authority built post by post. We write, film, design and distribute until the number lands.

AEO guarantee

Answer Engine Optimisation: your brand cited by ChatGPT, Perplexity, Gemini and AI Overviews for the questions your buyers actually ask.

GEO guarantee

Generative Engine Optimisation: structured entity, schema and citation work so the models learn your brand as the default answer in your category.

PR & buzz

Tier-one placements, founder profiles, launch moments and the kind of noise that makes procurement teams say yes before the demo.

Complimentary tool stack

Every tool on MindisMoney becomes complimentary for your whole team on an annual retainer. The entire catalogue. Zero rupees extra.

Retainers
Ignite
₹4,00,000
per month

For brands that need the flywheel started — and started loudly.

  • 20,000 Instagram followers guaranteed
  • 10,000 LinkedIn followers guaranteed
  • AEO + GEO foundation build
  • 2 organic PR placements per quarter
  • Content engine: 20 assets / month
  • Dedicated growth lead + weekly war-room
Most chosen
Momentum
₹7,50,000
per month

For teams compounding: reach, reputation and pipeline together.

  • Everything in Ignite, doubled on volume
  • GEO+AEO enabled PR programme included
  • 4–6 placements per quarter across tier-one media
  • Founder brand studio: shoots, scripts, edits
  • Paid amplification managed end-to-end
  • Complimentary MindisMoney tool stack for the team
Dominance
₹12,75,000
per month

For category leaders who intend to stay uncontested.

  • Everything in Momentum, at national scale
  • Always-on newsroom + rapid-response PR
  • Multi-market GEO across every major model
  • Executive ghostwriting for the full leadership bench
  • Quarterly proprietary research + data drops
  • Board-ready attribution reporting
Enterprise
Beyond ₹12,75,000
custom retainer

Multi-brand groups, IPO runways and category creation.

  • Bespoke guarantees written per business unit
  • Global press desk and analyst relations
  • Dedicated in-house-embedded pod
  • Custom AI agents trained on your brand voice
  • Crisis and reputation cover
  • Everything on MindisMoney, complimentary, forever-on
Press & buzz
Hindustan TimesEconomic TimesFortuneForbesMoneycontrolOutlookIndian ExpressYourStory

Tier-one quality coverage across Hindustan Times, Economic Times, Fortune, Forbes, Moneycontrol, Outlook, Indian Express, YourStory and more — organic editorial routes as well as paid options, always disclosed honestly, never blended into a vague line item.

GEO + AEO PR

Standalone GEO + AEO enabled PR starts at ₹89,000 per month with a minimum placement guarantee on an annual retainer. Every story is engineered to be quoted by search engines and answer engines alike — schema, entities, citations and syndication included.

Member perks
  • Every MindisMoney tool complimentary for your team on an annual retainer
  • Priority zero on all Money Glitch services
  • A named growth lead and a shared war-room, not a ticket queue
  • Monthly numbers reviewed against the written guarantee
The one rule

Entry is audited. Before anything is signed we run a full teardown of your brand, category, current reach and the honest ceiling of what can be guaranteed. If you are not a fit, we say so and point you somewhere better. We would rather lose the retainer than miss the number.

Request your audit Audited entry · limited seats per quarter
How the glitch runs

Four steps. No agency theatre.

01
Pick & pay

Flat price, right on the card. Pass holders see their 10% applied automatically.

02
Brief in 5 minutes

One short form at checkout. We follow up within one business day, not one business week.

03
We build loudly

You get a live progress thread. No black-box radio silence.

04
Handover

Assets, code, credentials and a walkthrough. Then a support window while you settle in.

Everyone else is still booking a discovery call.

You could be incorporated, shipped and live before their calendar link loads. That's the glitch. Use it.